The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have no power.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!