The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!