The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to see through glass

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!