the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!