The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Imortality.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!