The power to understand myspace

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!