the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to change your mind

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to annoy people

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!