the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

thumb_up thumb_down -249

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

thumb_up thumb_down -250

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

thumb_up thumb_down -272

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

thumb_up thumb_down +183

The power to type in Comic Sans.

thumb_up thumb_down -267

The power to kill Pedobear.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to slip on anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -240

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

thumb_up thumb_down -269

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

thumb_up thumb_down -301

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

thumb_up thumb_down +154

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

The power to turn load noises into cake

thumb_up thumb_down -196

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -342

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

thumb_up thumb_down -343

The power to divide by 0

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -256

The power to breath while under a container of water

thumb_up thumb_down -323

The power to STFU!

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

thumb_up thumb_down -286

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down -249

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

thumb_up thumb_down -297

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!