The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to peak braille

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The Power to be aqua man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!