The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to potato.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to peak braille

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!