the power to jizz on cue

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!