The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to predict the past

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to predict the past

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!