the power the convince people if they agree

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to shit brix

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!