the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to have no powers

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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LIME

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!