the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to bleed lava

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power rangers

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!