the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!