The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to control the internet

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to think of powers

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!