The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!