the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to annoy people

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!