The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Batman

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!