The power to sneeze backwards

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!