The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Batman

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!