The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!