power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!