Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!