The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to think about useless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!