The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to create tree sap.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!