the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!