the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!