The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!