The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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Poop

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!