The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to be your self

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to change your mind

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

i like pie.

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to see concrete yellow

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

the power to kill yourself

The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

the power to vomit through your nose only

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!