Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to win the crying game

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!