The power of missing a finger.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!