The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to enjoy school

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!