the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to die

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!