THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to have children at will.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!