The ability to do nothing

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to fart snot

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to die....

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the power to kill yourself

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to see through my eye lids

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!