the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to swim on land

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!