the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!