the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to potato.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to come second in any race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!