The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to nit propely

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!