The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!