The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!