the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not have superpowers

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!