The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!