The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!