The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to be blind

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!