the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!