the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!