- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power to send emails via pigeon

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to shit purple butterflies.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The power to describe the taste of water.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to die at will

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

the power to die on command

Pointless Super Powers