The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The Power to fart glitter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!