the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!