The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!