The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!