The power to turn gold into lead.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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NMR Vision

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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power to breathe

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!