The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power of love

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!